Dialogue and keywords to help Google: Shave and a haircut -- Skiddoo: I think I'll go to the barber. Corn Pone: What for? It's not like you've got any hair to speak of. Sk: Sure I do. CP: You need your head checked. You're living in a fantasy world Skiddoo. Sk: Humph! CP: Going to the barbershop would be useful to you if they still performed surgery.
Skiddoo: I think I'll go to the barber.
Corn Pone: What for? It's not like you've got any hair to speak of.

Sk: Sure I do.
CP: You need your head checked. You're living in a fantasy world Skiddoo.

Sk: Humph!
CP: Going to the barbershop would be useful to you if they still performed surgery.

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A quarter for your thoughts. Whenever I’m reminded that during medieval times, barbers performed surgery on customers as well as tooth extractions, I get a little skittish. I would have opted to stay home and have my mom cut my hair rather than going to the barbershop and get an accidental lobotomy. What do you think?

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