Dialogue and keywords to help Google: Cheechakos, sourdoughs and Denali -- Norvil Bachenrocker-tron 3000 {thinking}:What the heck am I going to do now that Gov. Palin is stepping down? Norvil: Sure things will be a little quieter, sentences won’t run on as long, and sense will be less senseless. Norvil: But who will protect me from the wild Alaskan moose wanting to eat me?
Norvil Bachenrocker-tron 3000 {thinking}:What the heck am I going to do now that Gov. Palin is stepping down?

Norvil: Sure things will be a little quieter, sentences won’t run on as long, and sense will be less senseless.

Norvil: But who will protect me from the wild Alaskan moose wanting to eat me?

Protect the North

What an absolutely beautiful day it is, and it is my honor to speak to all you, Alaskans or otherwise. Before last week, I wasn’t sure how I could ever split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs, but thanks to one lyrical miracle I now can. That’s all I’ve got to say about that subject. I’m confused enough as it is.

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