Dialogue and keywords to help Google: What to do with wads of cash -- Skiddoo: We must quickly spend your bank bailout or big brother will get us. Corn Pone: I've buried some in the backyard and we'll spend the rest online. Sk: Quick, there's no time to waste. CP: We can phone in the orders, it'll be quicker. Sk: Yeah! Big brother is not watching us anymore. (*knock, knock, knock*) CP: No, he's just at the front door!
Skiddoo: We must quickly spend your bank bailout or big brother will get us. Corn Pone: I've buried some in the backyard and we'll spend the rest online. Sk: Quick, there's no time to waste. CP: We can phone in the orders, it'll be quicker. Sk: Yeah! Big brother is not watching us anymore. (*knock, knock, knock*) CP: No, he's just at the front door!
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Wed, Apr 8th, 2009

Spend, Spend, Spend

(I would have made the post title Spend3, but I didn’t want to break anything.)

Ok, here’s the deal. You’ve got 15 minutes to spend a billion bucks, what do you do? Don’t know? You should be prepared with an answer, especially if you play the lotto. Getting cyborg implants might be near the top of your list or perhaps owning your very own NBA team is more important to you. Whatever it is, share it with the rest of us. Inquiring minds want to know.

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  1. Daniel
    April 8th, 2009 at 7:59 am

    1. Hire 50 people to help buy stuff for me.
    2. Buy a nice place on island off of Washington Coast. Nice, with big art studio
    3. Hire 150 people to invest in everything.

    For me, that kind of money = security. Boring, I know, but I want to make a living as an artist. Security buys me that.

    Alternative:
    1. Buy a bunch of gold.
    2. Make purchases with more time for thought.

    Thanks a billion.

  2. LamartheRevenger
    April 8th, 2009 at 9:00 am

    1. buy gabe swarr’s old house
    2. buy out the auction land and turn it back to farmland… might need an extra billion or two…
    3. all expense paid trip for Savage and his wife to PA.