Dialogue and keywords to help Google: Bentired lately -- Skiddoo: That was a long drive. I'm so tired. Brush teeth. Then bed. Corn Pone: These long drives to work are taking a toll on you. Sk: (brushing his teeth in the bathroom off-screen) BLEH! CP: What's wrong? Sk: I'm so tired I mistook the Bengay for the toothpaste. Yuck! CP: Glad we got poison control on the speed dial.
Skiddoo: That was a long drive. I'm so tired. Brush teeth. Then bed.
Corn Pone: These long drives to work are taking a toll on you.

Sk: (brushing his teeth in the bathroom off-screen) BLEH!
CP: What's wrong?

Sk: I'm so tired I mistook the Bengay for the toothpaste. Yuck!
CP: Glad we got poison control on the speed dial.

Ultra Strength Disgust

Based on a true story.

There’s nothing like be tired and having your mind go on auto-pilot. This is the time when you shouldn’t be doing anything important like driving, using a sharp knife or brushing your teeth. Sure you could have organized your stuff around the bathroom sink, but you said you’d do it later. It’s not until you sleepily apply a pea-sized amount of something other than toothpaste to your toothbrush is when you realize it’s time to make some changes in your life.

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