Dialogue and keywords to help Google: Simple anti-survival tip #4 -- From the pages of How Not to Survive: Corn Pone goes to the local library, which is run by ninjas. Corn Pone has a tendency to read books aloud in his best James Earl Jones voice.
From the pages of How Not to Survive: Corn Pone goes to the local library, which is run by ninjas. Corn Pone has a tendency to read books aloud in his best James Earl Jones voice.

Library Ninjas

It’s a good thing to bring back your library books before the due date. It’s good to put your books neatly in the book return. It’s a good thing to be quite in the library. It’s good to bring your library card so you can check out more books to take home. Please don’t incite the library ninjas.

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  1. LamartheRevenger

    just saw a report on the news. if you’re late with returning your book, the library can call the cops on you.