Dialogue and keywords to help Google: Simple anti-survival tip #2 -- From the pages of How Not to Survive 5am, before Christmas Super Sale Corn Pone: Welcome everyone! (as he proceeds to open the front door to the throngs of overly 'enthused' shoppers)
From the pages of How Not to Survive
5am, before Christmas Super Sale
Corn Pone: Welcome everyone! (as he proceeds to open the front door to the throngs of overly 'enthused' shoppers)

Shopping Stampedes

Blitz Line Starts Here → What is it with the crazy throngs of people out for a bargain? Store sales can never be THAT good. Shopping scenes, a few involving injuries, have become commonplace during the bargain-hunting season before Xmas. I wonder if the marketers of those stores ever do the Mr Burns “Excellent” bit, knowing that it is their amazing marketing skills causing man’s downfall?

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