Dialogue and keywords to help Google: He's the Corn Poniest -- Corn Pone: I'm going to join a collegiate a cappella. Skiddoo: Does it matter that you're not in college? CP: It shouldn't matter. I can't sing either. Sk: I suppose you want me to join too? CP: You'll sing lead and I'll do the hominy. Sk: (*corny*)
Corn Pone: I'm going to join a collegiate a cappella. Skiddoo: Does it matter that you're not in college? CP: It shouldn't matter. I can't sing either. Sk: I suppose you want me to join too? CP: You'll sing lead and I'll do the hominy. Sk: (*corny*)
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Wed, Jan 14th, 2009

A-maize-ing

There’s a cornucopia of corn-related puns that I will not share with you, as it just might ear-itate you and that’d be ear-responsible of me. Reciting corny puns is just part of the fun we can have with a bow tie wearing, corn-based character. His full name is Cornelius Ponemayer, but his friends just call him Corn Pone. He’s a bit a doofus, is socially inept and has a pleasant sweet corn scent about him.

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