Do you know 10 people? Of course you do? It doesn’t matter if they’re imaginary or just people you watch on TV. You’ve probably got a half-dozen relatives, 5 neighbors that will still talk to you, the butcher, the baker, the milkman who only seems to visit when your wife stays home, the grocer, your dentist who you just love to visit, and other tradespeople. So what are you waiting for? These folks probably only have a few dollars left to their name, with this failing economy and all, hit them up to buy your Xmas cards on the spot! Keep 50 cents for every buck you earn and perhaps someday you can afford a rent. This is the fun way to be a salesman and because this is 1967 we do mean salesMAN. (Notice that the only young woman pictured above is with a baby.)

Thrill your remaining friends and be the only one on your block with a job! Send no money now and just excitedly click here for everything you’ll need to get started.

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