Corn Pone: Hey, Skiddoo. I just got a pie at the fair.
Skiddoo: What flavor pie did you get? I hope it's a cobbler!

CP: The pieman said it's blackbird pie. 4 and 20 of them.
Sk: Nasty. You were hornswoggled! None for me, thanks.

CP: (Testing pie with his thumb) Well, whad'ya know, I got a plum.
Sk: What a good boy you are, Corn Pone. Now get me a ho ho.

Not So Simple Simon

I enjoy the words and lyrics of old Nursery Rhymes. With their whimsy and poetic ways, you wouldn’t know that sometimes they tell of bad things. I’m also a fan of pies, especially cobblers. We’ve got some really good pie makers around and it’s a good thing their wares are pricey, otherwise I’d be thrice the size.

^ 3 Comments...

  1. tOkKa

    –>> .. that’s disgusting !!

    – err wait.

    >v<

  2. zach swarr

    what’s your 2 most favorite pies ever?

  3. Savage

    Apple blackberry cobbler and pumpkin pie. 3.141592653589793… comes in a close third

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