Corn Pone: Skiddoo, have you bought an iPhone yet?
Skiddoo: No. I'm trying to resist the urge to buy one.

CP: Cool. New gadgets have no power over me.
Sk: Yeah. You still just use a rotary phone.
 
CP: Yup. If you want I can free you from technology.
Sk: No way! You just want a free iPhone.

Pinning for a iPhone

As much as I’d like to get an iPhone, I really don’t need one. Plus I’m not on that network and am still in a contract. I imagine someday I’ll consider one, but until then I’ll just pine for one.