Corn Pone: What are you up to tonight Skiddoo?
Skiddoo: Just hanging and watching the tube. Maybe get a pizza.

CP: Do you want to go cow tipping tonight?
Sk: What?!? How much do you tip a cow?

CP: Just enough to make it fall over.
Sk: So, about 15-20%?

To Improve Performance

As you may have noticed I enjoy word play.

Although I was raised in a rural area and I occasionally stepped foot on an actual farm, I’ve never tipped a cow. It doesn’t seem like a nice thing to do, especially for the cow. As a general rule, when at restaurants, I’ll tip about 12 percent. That is unless the server doesn’t try at all - then it’s a buck.

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  1. lamartherevenger

    cow tipping! you got the timing right. this week’s the Manheim Farm Show!