Skiddoo: I hurt my back moving your old TV, Corn Pone.
Corn Pone: Sorry about that Skiddoo. Want some salve?

Sk: Where did you get that caustic looking cream?
CP: At the local five and dime, awhile back.

Sk: What? That place closed ages ago.
CP: Really? So I should stop using my salty, charcoal toothpaste too?

Imbalance of Humors

When’s the last time you cleaned out your medicine cabinet? (Some of the stuff in mine looks like it should be in an antique store.)