Corn Pone: Hey, Skiddoo. Can you help me move my TV?
Skiddoo: Sure, Corn Pone. Did you get a new flat screen?

CP: Nope. It\'s the same big, wood paneled console TV.
Sk: That old one? What century are you from?

CP: I can’t keep up with all the latest technology and I’m broke.
Sk: Don’t you know? New technology = happiness. My TV told me so.

I Am Your King!

The TV held aloft Excalibur and the rest is history.