Godzilla in Your Pants
Mon, Sep 10, 2007
It’s the Testone Radium Energizer and Suspensory and it contains 20 micrograms of refined and measured Radium. Nothing put a spring in your step like radiating your groin. Besides it’s guaranteed, what could go wrong?
For that sagging, dragging weight that pulls you down and saps your energy - and for storing up and husbanding strength in that seat of male activity - that ??? - this marvelous appliance has no equal.
So if you’ve gone commando one too many times or time has been unkind to you, consider this miracle of modern technologies. I can just imagine “it” gigantic, irradiated and glowing green or having it shoot a fire ray while destroying Tokyo. Take that Mothra!
(Sorry this is the best copy I’ve got and I don’t have the original.)
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