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Need a Practice Dummy

Tue, Jan 2nd, 2007

Giant Life-like Karate Practice Dummy only 99 cents.

Now you can become a Karate champ more quickly than you ever though possible. Learn the vulnerable regions of your enemy like number 13, the crease in his pants. Everyone knows that bad guys hate wrinkled pants. Mess up his crease and he’s done for. Get your dummy today!

Note: Just pray your enemy isn’t armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

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