Unazukin
These colorful, little Unazukin toys from Japan, are obviously made to charm your socks off. They’re voice activated and actually react to your voice by nodding and shaking their head. There are several different types to choose from and all of them are excessively cute. You’ll eventually succumb to their endearing charm and allow them to make all of your decisions for you.
Me: Should I buy everyone on my X-mas list a Unazukin?
Unazukin: {Nodds approvingly}
Me: Ok, but what about the gifts I’ve already bought? Should I just throw that stuff away?
Unazukin: {Nodds approvingly}
Me: Sure thing! Isn’t it weird that I’m talking to a toy?
Unazukin: {Shakes her head disapprovingly}
Me: That’s cool, I didn’t think so. Have you seen where my socks went?
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