Holiday Party Excuse Generator
Have a holiday party that you’d like to skip, but don’t have an excuse? The Holiday Party Excuse Generator can help. The silly animated snowman will guide you through the step-by-step process. Just make your choices and a personalized excuse letter is generated for you. Humorous and helpful. Use the letter at your own risk.
Example resulting letter:
I am happy to say that I will be unable to attend your snooze fest that tries, but never quite manages, to become a celebration. I will be out caroling for charity — something I do every year, and thus at a safe distance from your plastic smile and your unnaturally white teeth. Once the holidays are past, I hope to have a good long visit with you and find out all the party highlights. Please give my condolences to your party guests, and tell them I have been in their shoes — and it’s hideous. My best wishes for a dingy and caloric holiday.
(via LifeHacker)
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