Ah applesauce! Have you heard about NYC and Chicago considering banning trans fat in restaurants? This would be an amazing feat to accomplish and it would help our ever “growing” nation. The ban would only affect restaurants, so people wouldn’t be forced to make bootleg bathtub fries in their basement. Perhaps fast food “eateasies” would pop up all over and we’d refer to these fat-free areas as “slim” counties.

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