In-flight Entertainment
It seems that the airlines will be able to increase the enjoyably of our flights starting this December. The previous cell phone ban will be lifted for our yakking pleasure. So you’ll be able to pay top dollar to be squeezed in to breathe the odoriferous, recycled air as you travel to your destination, while sitting near your audibly apparent neighbors and their baby counterparts. It’s great if you are lonely or you need new gossip for the water cooler. Now you’ll know all the latest news, secrets and yammerings, as well as the insignificant minutia or the somewhat significant info that doesn’t pertain to you.
Hello! Should I speak up? What?! I can’t hear you so I’ll speAK UP! THIS GUY IN FRONT OF ME IS GIVING ME A STRANGE LOOK! PERHAPS HE WANTS MY INADEQUATE SIZED PEANUTS!
It is a shame that I don’t fly more often, but the opportunity will soon be there and I’m looking forward to it as much as going to a public restroom after a colon releasing meal. I can imagine many more unhappy folks when they allow cell phones on airplanes.
Perhaps I’ll just drive.
Note: This will be as entertaining as working in a cube farm and listening to all of your co-workers, on the phone, thinking they’re alone somewhere.
Note #2: Asian airlines seem far better then the ones in the U.S. -at least when it comes to service, noise, food and general consideration from other passengers.
